Why haven't we got control of the weather?


I’m not talking major climate change or any of that shite just rain at night only and best days at the weekend. Should be piss.

Come on Dyson, Hawking, Cox and that bald bloke, get your heads together and get this sorted. Stat.


Seen these?


Incredible. Literally two still frames flicking back and forth?


Dunno, didn’t watch it


We have - now get back indoors

(makes you think)


why is it a robot voice?


To titillate Theo


they can make it rain more, via cloud seeding


You think that’s what I want?


I can’t read minds, balonz


About time they sorted that out too


it’s unbelievable that cox guy is such a lazy prick. I just want to read minds, ffs.