Why haven't we ported the button automatic car door unlocking mechanism to the doors of our homes (and buildings)?

Possibly

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Back seats in the sitting room

sofa armrests that have storage inside

Absolutely guessed this would be an @anon5266188 thread. Go me!

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What were the main clues, Theo?

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Improvement to society that aren’t necessarily thought through fully, like Jurassic Park

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Thank you Theo, this was quite kind

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A roof box on top of the house to increase storage (and also help me spot my house in a car park.)

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Sweet alloys

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A sticker that says “My other house is a mansion”.

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A sticker that says “Child on board” so people know my willy works.

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A “bonnet” underneath which is ALL the stuff for the house (boiler, electrics, plumbing etc) so if something goes wrong I can just say to the man “look in there please”.

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great thread, like jurassic park

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loathe those stickers

Theo is Jeff Goldblum

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It’s a real pleasure to have you back sexybum x

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But on a house?

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Which is more profound/impressive?

  • “The chimney is the exhaust pipe of the home”
  • “The exhaust pipe is the chimney of the car”

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Hazard lights for when I just can’t be arsed to sit down properly, slob out and get in everyones way. I’ll only be a couple of minutes, honest.

You’ve got to be at the door to use it