Why haven't we ported the button automatic car door unlocking mechanism to the doors of our homes (and buildings)?
Back seats in the sitting room
sofa armrests that have storage inside
Absolutely guessed this would be an @anon5266188 thread. Go me!
What were the main clues, Theo?
Improvement to society that aren’t necessarily thought through fully, like Jurassic Park
Thank you Theo, this was quite kind
A roof box on top of the house to increase storage (and also help me spot my house in a car park.)
A sticker that says “My other house is a mansion”.
A sticker that says “Child on board” so people know my willy works.
A “bonnet” underneath which is ALL the stuff for the house (boiler, electrics, plumbing etc) so if something goes wrong I can just say to the man “look in there please”.
great thread, like jurassic park
loathe those stickers
Theo is Jeff Goldblum
It’s a real pleasure to have you back sexybum x
But on a house?
Which is more profound/impressive?
- “The chimney is the exhaust pipe of the home”
- “The exhaust pipe is the chimney of the car”
Hazard lights for when I just can’t be arsed to sit down properly, slob out and get in everyones way. I’ll only be a couple of minutes, honest.
You’ve got to be at the door to use it