#42

Every time you explain this further I hate it a little more

#43
  • Furious
  • Nothing
  • Mildly perturbed
  • Irritated
  • Great! What a clever idea :slightly_smiling_face:

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#44

maybe later in the show you see the police arresting someone off-camera for being a pervert, and when it cuts to show the criminal they’re actually a giant spoon, because you’ve already established the spoon/perv interplay

so it could bookend the show to give it a nice arc

#45

Alright Uri

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#46

Anywhere that has ketchup in those weird plastic squeeze bottles can get ducked!

Heinz or nothing

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#47

The spoon is about serving tea, its separate to the greatse

#49

I used to work in a factory that used those then one day they mysteriously switched to individual ketchup sachets (still free) so I asked them why.

They said they took a look inside the bottles and “you don’t wanna know what it looked like”.

Instantly felt a wave of nausea.

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#50

Ketchup gets worse the older you get I reckon, can barely be bothered with it anymore, too sugary

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#51

At least BBQ sauce is proud of the fact

#52

quite exciting getting a random non-heinz ketchup and it’s a bit spicy or fruity or whatever

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#53

I prefer Bo’s own brand ketchup to Heinz

#54

oh look here comes the Ketchup Defence Force (KDF!)

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#55

only bother with chutney these days
home made is a bonus if you can be bothered

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#56

they should make a sauce that’s just tomatos

#57
  • Ketchup
  • Brown
  • English Mustard
  • Mayo
  • Worcester
  • BBQ
  • Gravy

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#58

Not much mate, what’s pasatta with you?

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#59

chutney scares me, it has chunks in it

#60

did you know Uri Geller is an anagram of Ireguller, because he has uncommon spoon bending abilities?

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#61

obviously can’t use worcester in the same way as ketchup, but if i could only keep one i think it’s the one my cooking would suffer most without

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#62

i did not know that