I was in the O2 store recently getting a new contract, and you have to choose a secret question. I chose ‘favourite band’, obvs.
There was a guy on the next table along going through the same process as me but about 2 minutes behind me.
When he got to the same bit he chose ‘favourite band’ too. The lady serving him asked him what the band was, and I kid you not, after a long pause he said ‘I would have to say… myself’. She said he couldn’t have that so after another long pause he chose Muse.
I nearly died trying not to laugh.
Dunno why I’m posting it here. True story though. The TV was there to witness it!