I love salad but why is it so damn difficult to pick salad leaves up with a fork 
Salad for tax.
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Genuinely a good question, one of the big flaws of an otherwise great food stuff imo
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Salads great
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Salad containing warm items (such as halloumi or tiny, crispy potato cubes, or chocolate fondue) cause low-level green wilting, thus enabling effective fork-to-mouth. That’s my theory.
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Mmm a delicious chocolate fondue salad.
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That’s what salad tongs are for
Not my fault salads so damn banging
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I remember last year when I was trying to get fit and running a lot I ate salad every day for lunch and it was so beautiful. First time I had it I started laughing and shaking my head at how good it was.
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Just cos.
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Why is salad so hard to pick up?
I dunno, ours usually lettuce
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If you absolutely smother it in mayonnaise it makes the whole process a lot easier
And more delicious!
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Because they don’t want to be eaten.
Just eat it directly off the plate
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Normalise using big spoons with salad.
Or, at a push, a salad spork.
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just upgrade your cutlery to salad tongs and you’re done.
TONGS!
Don’t think licking it is going to help?!
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was going to say you’ve lost me…but i got there 
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Do you know what isn’t hard to pick up? Chips.
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Don’t waste your time trying to pick up salad at the discotheque; just leaves.
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