Why was he not shot instantly?


#1

Once again we’re the laughing stock of the world.


#2

at least it wasn’t that really handsome gorilla


#3

That gorilla is pretty intense. I went to a London Zoo nights thing last year, and Kumbuka properly charged the glass and smashed into it, it was fairly terrifying. Then it sat in front of the glass, picked a scab of it’s knee, and ate it.


#4

There’s some great (heavy-handed) satire to be had here - something to do with Farage comparing Trump to a silverback this week. I’ll workshop it this afternoon.


#5

poor fucking gorilla, I say. beautiful beast with a beautiful mind cooped up for its entire life

fuck this shit


#6

#7

hahahaha. funny as fuck, man!!!1


#8

My ex used to do this


#9

Probably should have let her out of her enclosure then.


#10

gonna go there

probs not a great idea to have gorillas in zoos in the first place. the gorillas currently residing at zoos ought to be launched into space as soon as possible.


#11

I’m not always a fan of people being evasive in interviews but the zoo representative was quite good this morning, he kept saying things like “gorillas are glorious animals!”.


#12

and another thing, we all enjoy walking around with our knuckles on the floor and banging our chest occasionally don’t we? (pretending to be a gorilla)


#13

“Wild? I was absolutely livid.”


#14

All for five litres of undiluted blackcurrent cordial.


#15

:smiley:

He must’ve been wired


#16

He ate 5 babybels without unwrapping them afterwards


#17

Sounds like a very sweet(toothed) gorilla.


#18

‘You didn’t tell me you were friendly with Raymond…?’
:smile: