£400 for a new sensor in a car i have driven twice in the past four and a half months

cooooooool

Seems like that sensor saw you coming!!!

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waiting for an email about something

  • me too!
  • i don’t expect any emails

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I’m finishing applications like no-one’s business

I have a very small, mostly paved, garden

I have 40 lavender plants coming today finally!

I don’t know how large they will be

  • That’s too many
  • It’s probably the right amount

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what’s the opposite of shitcan ?

Love this :owl:

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One good thing about working from home is I get to wear my wrinkle smootherouter without anyone seeing. Look like I’ve got a plectrum stuck to my head.

One of 'er indoors friends has just shown up completely unannounced with her tiny plague carrier human, to suggest that they sit in our garden. We’ve been incredibly strict with our shielding and frankly I think she can get tae absolute fuck for showing up like this without even giving us an opportunity to say “actually… nah”

  • YTA
  • YANBU

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Even pre pandemic, surprise visits are a no

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May I ask where people have bought their fabric face masks from?

Sometimes I’ll avoid someone I’ve seen and know in the street as we’ve not planned to meet and might not be feeling equipped to deal with social situations.

  • Normal
  • Not normal

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Actually yeah, she didn’t know that we’re on holiday this week! So she’s shown up in the middle of what is, as far as she knows, as working day and suggested she waltzs in and gives us the 'rona.

Fuck off.

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Someone I know walked past my window yesterday. Pure terror

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Got a large cardboard box you can put over the child/super spreader?

Enjoy a BIBLICAL TSUNAMI OF BEES

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Actually I do, but I’m not getting close enough to put it on. Could set up some kind of plague rat trap with the box, a stick, a piece of string, and a bit of cheese. Do kids like cheese? They probably do.

Early Bloodbuzz Ohio draft needed work

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@wileycat !

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