#22

Frogger on the Commodore Vic20
Running backwards (never been beaten)

#23

No. What happens now?

#24

Wait, this wasn’t the thing

#25

Soul Calibur.

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#26

Steve “Blackbeard” Loadsaheads?

#27

The game

Shit!

#28

A one-eyed greengrocer?

#29

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#30

a game a game of ‘when the fuck did you last use a box box’

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#31

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go.

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#32

Volleyminton

#33

Any update on those rules, preferably in .pdf format?

#34

Are you working for the Grim Reaper?

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#35

bowling, as it’s genuinely the only game i’m any good at.

i’m still fairly average though so if he’s any good at it i’m probably still fucked.

#36

We talking ten-pin here?

#37

yes

i’m not elderly enough to take up bowls yet (though there is a bowling green very near my house)

#38

Mario kart GameCube I’m red koopa and toad don’t give a shit who he picks he’s fucked

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#39

Maybe Nidhogg actually. Or Street Fighter IV. Or Pro Evo 5.

Actually fuck it I’d just offer to get some cans in and have a proper gaming night with t’old lad. I think he’d appreciate it

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#40

Weight of the bowling ball would probably snap his fingers off pretty early, none of that supportive network of tendons and muscles to take the weight (similar advantage to what @Scagden was going for with arm wrestling).

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#41

SSX Tricky. Alaska course. Show Off mode. I’m playing as Kaori, he can play as whoever the fuck he wants to be as I’m handing him his skeletal arse.

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