Cookie Clicker. The game would never finish and I would live forever. CHECK MATE.
Tekken 7 probably
Liam Neeson?
Lunar Rescue (Taito)
MS Hearts
Slaps
Lots of time to practice. A lot of people die everyday and if every single one of them gets to try their hand, then heās going to get good at a lot of things over the millennia.
Alternative idea - a dying competition.
If he kills me then Iāve won, therefore he doesnāt get to kill me.
Game of Civ 5 set to marathon speed. Itās so slow and long-winded youād get to spend eternity in a purgatory-limbo type affair, but playing Civ, and thatās basically my happy place ADVANTAGE ME
This is secretly hell.
halo 2 1v1 lockout
Tony Hawks 2 on the PS1 and iād be fine.
Maybe Unreal Tournament on Last Man Standing mode
Nah heāll just barbarian the shit out of you before youāve even got your first settler out.
He may be the grim reaper, but heās not allowed to control the barbarians, thatās just insane.
Canāt get my head around the reaper being just another player. For one thing the trade deals would be even more shit.
Your offer: You: Spices, Open Borders, Reaper: Furs, Open Borders
Reaper prefers this offer: You: DEATH, Reaper: Research Agreement.
I just assume the Reaper would be a total bastard to play against.
You: use your gold to subvert their influence with a cultural city state, giving you a cool +12 boost.
Reaper: attacks you with loads of nukes.
Reckon I could probably beat him at Plants vs Zombies unless he himself is a particularly hardy zombie.
Failing that Iād have to resort to Microsoft Solitaire Collection, but I bet heās one of those sad sacks that cheats at the tournaments.