"Win and you shall live"

Cookie Clicker. The game would never finish and I would live forever. CHECK MATE.

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Tekken 7 probably

Liam Neeson?

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Lunar Rescue (Taito)
MS Hearts
Slaps

Lots of time to practice. A lot of people die everyday and if every single one of them gets to try their hand, then heā€™s going to get good at a lot of things over the millennia.

Alternative idea - a dying competition.

If he kills me then Iā€™ve won, therefore he doesnā€™t get to kill me.

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Game of Civ 5 set to marathon speed. Itā€™s so slow and long-winded youā€™d get to spend eternity in a purgatory-limbo type affair, but playing Civ, and thatā€™s basically my happy place ADVANTAGE ME

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This is secretly hell.

halo 2 1v1 lockout

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Tony Hawks 2 on the PS1 and iā€™d be fine.

Maybe Unreal Tournament on Last Man Standing mode

pop%20to%20the%20shops

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Nah heā€™ll just barbarian the shit out of you before youā€™ve even got your first settler out.

He may be the grim reaper, but heā€™s not allowed to control the barbarians, thatā€™s just insane.

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Canā€™t get my head around the reaper being just another player. For one thing the trade deals would be even more shit.

Your offer: You: Spices, Open Borders, Reaper: Furs, Open Borders

Reaper prefers this offer: You: DEATH, Reaper: Research Agreement.

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I just assume the Reaper would be a total bastard to play against.

You: use your gold to subvert their influence with a cultural city state, giving you a cool +12 boost.

Reaper: attacks you with loads of nukes.

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Reckon I could probably beat him at Plants vs Zombies unless he himself is a particularly hardy zombie.

Failing that Iā€™d have to resort to Microsoft Solitaire Collection, but I bet heā€™s one of those sad sacks that cheats at the tournaments.