Fucking annoying, isn’t it? I mean I’ll readily accept a breeze on a hot day but they are far and few between. Rest of the time, fuck that. It’s cold, can whip rain in your face, make shit blow away.
I’m not into sailing or kiting or any wind based activities.
What can we do about it? Build a huge wall round the country? Maybe keep a couple of hundred yards of coast? Could still have wind farms the other side. I mean, we’re Brexiting anyway.
It’s fine up in the sky to move clouds about and allow birds to hover. Just keep it up there.
Just to clarify, this is a moment from the Young Apprentice when the beardy chap blamed the failure of the task on wind, claiming it was his least favourite weather condition.
I don’t think there’s a way to prevent the wind from happening (which, to be fair, I think you realise as you’re suggesting sheltering from it).
HOWEVER, what if we could counter it? Have giant fans blowing air at the same speed in the opposite direction of the wind. That would, in theory (and almost certainly in practice) create absolute stillness.