if you can get this, the cheapest wine in sainsbo (£2.99 a bottle, part of their aldi price match) try putting a small glass of it (125ml) in a pint glass then topping up the pint glass with ice cold soda water
it’s boozy enough to satisfy the desire for booze, and the fizz keeps it exciting, but you can drink it for hours without getting wobbly (cos it’s less than 2.5% alcohol)