Winter Brexit Thread: Our DiScontent

Can we get back to the Brexit chat please folks. This shit about seasons is even more mentally draining than watching the country slide into the abyss.

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Maybe we can have our own seasons, sealed in a box outside St Albans. Imperial weather for all!

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I fucking hate parliamentary protocols. They’re so fucking stupid.

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Get on with it May

So Parliament is voting for Theresa May’s bullshit deal on the 11th, correct?

After she wins it what do we expect to happen? Will they try to topple her anyway? If her Government has to collapse due to the DUP leaving the deal I guess there could be a GE and wouldn’t that be a joke.

Probably should have moved this into the Winter Chat thread, sorry. Anyway, this thread might read a bit odd now I’ve done the split. Enjoy.

No more Winter chat in here - we have the spinoff thread featuring leftover footage from the original and a digital almost-perfect recreation of Theresa May as the big bad.

Or, Spring II as it’s now known

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Not sure what’s giving you that impression?

Because it’s the worst vote and therefore they’ll do it.

I have zero faith in these MPs now, sorry.

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May is the very centre piece of the British Spring.

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https://twitter.com/AllyFogg/status/1070250315126050816

Voters

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David Cameron should be somewhere where every single day he gets kicked in the head and reminded what he did.

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Chain him to a rock like Prometheus and have an eagle peck out his liver every day

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Finally a Brexit we can all agree on

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yeah

David Lammy is saying all the right things. More of this from Labour please

https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1070235347991257089

https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1070264290127560704

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This is pretty much what Labour and those on the left have been saying all along. I appreciate that he’s put it into an easily-shareable tweet, but there’s nothing unique about what Lammy’s saying.

The Brexiteers say we lost control because of the EU. But in reality they are still mourning Suez, Britain’s last fling of the Colonial dice.

Today we need to build a new image of Britain. One that brings this country together after years of division. Empire 2.0 is not it

this is one of many reasons why i’m becoming a very harsh soviet-style socialist as i get older. like people pining for suez will never be on board with a new, inclusive vision of british society. they’re too far gone. gulag for those lads, tbh.

‘Run sideways! Just go sideways, you can avoid it! You can avoid it all… (sobs)’

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Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy…

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