#2587

It’s a mystery!

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#2588

Alright Toyah

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#2589

Going over old ground here but amazing how these 3 clowns just look like clones of each other.

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#2590

Enjoyed this.

#2591

https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/1075184182710681601

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#2593

If we can’t give would-be racists the benefit of the doubt then the far right and left have surely won

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#2594

Some of her best friends earn less than £30k a year

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#2595

That’s just general sound advice tbh tbf…

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#2597

Volatility = good :+1:

Uncertainty = bad :scream::scream::scream_cat:

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#2598

How can anyone accuse her of being racist when she appointed Sajid Javid, a known foreign, to be her home secretary? Smdh

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#2599

So what is actually going on in the head of our mindbogglingly competent prime minister then do you think?

  • My deal is brilliant. Just give it a couple of weeks and everyone will agree; I’ll win the vote and we’ll all sail into the sunny uplands.
  • My deal is as popular as syphilis, but I’m fucking going to make sure that’s what we do. Look at the scary no deal Brexit, LOOK AT IT and vote for my deal.
  • I don’t care if you vote it down, I’m queen and if you can’t agree with me then I’ll just sign the fucker myself on your behalf and sod you all.
  • If you vote my deal down then that’s on your head. I’m sure everything will be fine.
  • If you vote my deal down then that’s on your head, everything will be shit, but don’t come crying to me.
  • Other.

0 voters

#2600

OTHER: some combo of everything here, plus she and her husband are minted from bae stock so who gives af about no deal we’ll just bomb somewhere

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#2601

Quite tempted just to avoid all of this until the “meaningful vote”. Everything upto then is just posturing on all fronts. Should absolutely be happening this week/should have happened last, but it doesn’t look like that there’s anything that can be done to force it sooner now.

#2602

Ed Milliband?

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#2603

She definitely cares, otherwise she would have made like the pigfucker ages ago. Agree with whoever it was who said she’s developed a messianaic complex about it now. Honestly, it’s the only way I can imagine anyone coping.

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#2605

Not least cos Parliament is on recess from tomorrow until January 7th (which - hopefully - means things should calm down for a bit)

#2606

This touches on something I’ve been fretting over for a while, because I really don’t think your perspective is unusual now. It seems glib to say it, but literally everyone in the country is now sick of this aren’t they? You’ve got a massive lump of people who find it all too complicated, but want out and are prepared to sign off on literally any disaster just to avoid having to think about it. Then there’s another massive lump of people (including me) who think it’s all so desperately messed up that there’s just no point in hoping any more and just want whatever disaster is going to happen to happen. And then I guess there’s the (in my estimation) much smaller lump of people who are still up for whatever campaign they support, but who are all making increasingly unreliable predictions/assertions and who all seem to be becoming less and less effective at driving the process in any particular direction.

God I hate all this.

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#2607

I’ve got a mate who works for the civil service who was actually relieved that the meaningful vote didn’t go ahead because it meant that Christmas would be a bit calmer for his team, and then they could get back up to puking-level panic in the New Year. Even the civil service can’t stand this shit any more.

Should note, he actually works for the Brexit delivery department here, so puking-level panic has been a state he’s quite familiar with.

#2608

Captain Windmill is calling for a general strike then

#2609

I think one of the reason it’s driven everyone insane is that this is typically a very apolitical country. We think talking about politics is impolite, an attitude that’s bizarre to virtually any other European. But now something’s happened that can’t be kept quietly in the basement and it’s rendered us divided until the end of time and it goes on and on and on and PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP.

Probably the most cunning aspect of May’s strategy is to basically play off that, keep holding her cards and spin it out until everyone’s just lying on the floor begging for the sweet release of death, at which point she can play her pair of threes.

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