*Mr Bun the Baker and a Charizard

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OTHER: “I’ve gone and fucked this right up m8s. Not got a clue what I’m doing. This is the best I could come up with, I know it’s garbage but it’s either that or No Deal which I once said was better than a bad deal but obviously I’m not saying that anymore since you all know it’s bollocks. Just trying to hold on to power for as long as possible tbh, It’s in God’s hands”

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other: remain sleeper agent

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Greatest face turn in the history of all time

But incompetent at that too.

I know people who genuinely believe this

I don’t think this will happen, but as she’s lied about pretty much everything else I am no longer surprised by a single fucking thing the prime minister says or does.

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There’s no way May thinks she’s anything other than a divine messenger from god, heaven sent to deliver the will of the British people.

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Good on him

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Could someone please confirm if we’re now getting an Australian Style Points Based immigration system?

the grinding, numbing inevitability of how intensely the press will focus on this

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Get on with it without calling her a stupid woman

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He’s clearly saying “stop the bubble”

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Understand it will be a hybrid variant, cautiously being labelled the Super Austranada Premier Plus Program. It will involve turning the Isle of Wight into Bexhill from Children of Men.

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he’s clearly saying ‘soup and croutons’

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Hate to say it guys but people here were (rightly) foaming at the mouth about Bercow doing it. Not a great look

I see this is already generating headlines…

Meanwhile, in yesterday at the house of commons…

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Jeremy was just getting in the panto spirit that May had started by saying stupid woman in a way that is used at widow twanky

how nice of the EU to charter flights to better places for us all after brexit

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The main issue I have is with him calling her a woman when she’s clearly not human.

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