Wise Sayings Involving Food : AN INTERROGATION

“You can’t have your cake and eat it”

Yes because it will be gone & digested, but what’s the point in a “had” cake? Who the fuck just does that? How is a left cake relevant to a life decision, like if you have savings and you leave them in the bank they don’t go off do they.

“The same hot water that softens the potato hardens the egg”
This is true but rather than being ooh everything’s contextual seems to instead suggests pre-destination in which case fuck it water for everyone

Others?

A watched pot never boils

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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”

Why are doctors so afraid of apples?

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Literal scientific falsity, that

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all right, Win Butler

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“Go bananas”

  • what

‘Too many cooks spoil the broth’. Vague.

Having a bun in the oven

Nope, that’s a baby in your womb

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It’s for cheering on bananas as if they are a sports team.

“Go, bananas!”

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also some of the best kitchens in the world have literally dozens of people working on a dish

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How good is it really: broth

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A thrown peach can never be returned.

Why?

Depends if the kiosk sees you throw it
If I was riding the till at sainsbos and saw you launch a peach or two I’d play down the limits of your consumer rights, right down

To many, cooks spoil the broth.

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‘Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime’. Just give me the fucking fish mate.

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“Stop peeking at the pecan for the pecan will weaken “ - Nobody

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Pizza

“Ah, it’s a pizza!” - me

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Put a lot of fishmongers out of business.

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Also seems unnecessarily optimistic about our post-Brexit shipping lane markets

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Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket