“You can’t have your cake and eat it”
Yes because it will be gone & digested, but what’s the point in a “had” cake? Who the fuck just does that? How is a left cake relevant to a life decision, like if you have savings and you leave them in the bank they don’t go off do they.
“The same hot water that softens the potato hardens the egg”
This is true but rather than being ooh everything’s contextual seems to instead suggests pre-destination in which case fuck it water for everyone