Wise Sayings Involving Food : AN INTERROGATION

Alright Barry multiple baskets

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Salad days: not actually that great

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The proof of the pudding is in the eating

(JFC: the proof is not in the fucking pudding)

Not for the first time, lass

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‘You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs’.

over yolked it and no mistaking

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Use your loaf

…What for?

…bread

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May be mcbaining, but that’s rhyming slang isn’t it - loaf of bread = head?

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Pearly King over here

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RE the cake thing, it should be “You can’t eat your cake and yet still be in possession of a cake to enjoy later, it’s a one time deal, you either enjoy it now or save it for later but you can’t do both”, not as catchy though.

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I always thought a head was a noggin, as in ‘noggin of sheds’.

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Yeah life is famous for it’s 1 cake only policy

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“There’s no use crying over spilled milk”

Yes there is, shut up

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You’re thinking of China

What can you only do once?

Die
Lose your virginity
Taxes?

There’s tons of things spilling milk over would deserve tears

Be a specific age

“There’s no point spilling milk.”

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Do anything for the first time