without googling: which three flavours are present in a Twister?

it will blow your mind

PINEAPPLE
LIME
STRAWBERRY

It’s my FAVE

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If you’re about to go on about “actually, you’ll be surprised to learn that the main ingredient of a Twister is lychee!” or some fucking nonsense I’m gonna go spare

told you, everyone else, not @Gnometorious, she told me. I only had two of them

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correct!!!

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uh oh.

PINEAPPLE?!?!?

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fuck off

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Twisters are the business.

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truth

I FUCKING WELL TOLD YOU
I have had it up to here today.
Remember that time I was really hungover in Chiswick and we bought Twisters and I was so happy my life was about to be saved and then they were gone off :face_vomiting:

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yeah they are the best iced treat by miles

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i absolutely do remember that and rage with fury about it every time I’m reminded of it, just like I was just then and am now.

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people are all like oh i need to spend £1.20 on an orange solero and i am like son, you haven’t even BEGUN to understand ice cream and the greatness of twister

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Solero Shots, Solero Shots, Solero Shots are a lime based thing,
Solero Shots, Solero Shots, Solero Shots are a lime based thing.

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It’s just the perfect hangover lolly (as well as being the perfect lolly anyway)
The fruity iceyness you crave
and the gentle ice cream so soft on your tender tummy
:yum:
thank you Twister inventor you absolute legend.

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Magnums can get fucked too, it’s all bullshit apart from twisters

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solero shots were such an odd idea. they kind of worked, too

I think about them all the time

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probably the best form of processed strawberry, IMHO

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