Lots out there, but what’s the best type of wood?

  • Pine
  • Cedar
  • Fir
  • Spruce
  • Cavanagh
  • Hemlock
  • Teakwood
  • Boner
  • Rosewood
  • Oak
  • Maple
  • Ash
  • Mango
  • Mahogany
  • Beech
  • Cherry
  • Walnut
  • Other (please state which via jpeg)

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“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

  • Some wood
  • Several wood
  • A few wood

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  • Woodward
  • Woodwould
  • Wouldwould
  • Wardward
  • Wardwood
  • Wouldward
  • Other (please specify via jpeg)

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Not sure if you are aware but I was at the dump earlier, at the processed wood section.

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The tip you mean?

Did you have any processed wood with you, or just browsing?

I did but it wasn’t just processed wood and I got in trouble for using the wrong bin.

Big fan of pine (smells good), oak (solid, reliable), and balsa (the campest of the woods)

With that kind of ignorant arrogance, they should put YOU****strong text in the tip!

jpeg please

Sometimes people say “Wood” meaning “Erection”.

(“Erection” means “hard penis”.)



Remember “balsa” wood? :joy:

Oh god, what were we like :laughing:

Ever seen a balsa tree?

Didn’t think so.

“Ok pupils, get your balsa wood out of your drawers and queue up by the glue guns”

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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Ochroma di’unt

Balsa is technically a “hardwood” :joy: :joy: :joy:

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God, the things we made and their lack of structural integrity

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prowl off
Gal yuh fi jump an prance (Prowl off, jump an prance)

“With balsa wood and paper, you children can make a model plane that will achieve the miracle of flight”

Fuck off, teach. Fuckin’ nerd.

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