#19

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#20

There’s a seperate thread in this I feel NV.

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#21

sucks air through teeth

#22

I made an incredibly bad observation about Anohni cause it sounds a bit like A Nonny (essex based slang for vagina) so obviously I tweeted that and then I was like “let’s find out a bit more about Anohni and see if this has legs” and then I was like “oh shit” and felt so bad. I honestly had no idea.

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#23

Reminds me of my little brother having an amusing Bernard Hinault / Bernardinho faux pas on my cycling club’s forums. Heh. Whenever a commentator mentions him, I’m like “ah that amazing Brazilian cyclist…”

Edit: Sorry, fuck me. Even for cycling wanker standards that’s terribly dull.

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#24

There’s a ‘Merckx’ joke in there somewhere but I can’t find it

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#25

Alcester, near Redditch.

I assume it’s the same deal as Leicester, etc, but have heard so many people pronounce it phonetically that I’m not really sure…

#26

szechuan always trips me up

#27

HOOT-ZPAH. ‘Hoot’ as in ‘soot’ and with the yiddish back of the throat raspy inflection on the H.

Having a Jewish colleague for a number of years really helped me lock that one down.

#28

I pronounced hyperbole to sound like superbowl once. My friends thought it was hilarious. Dictionary Wankers.

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#29

Wasn’t it someone on here whose ‘friend’ pronounced Kasabian to rhyme with Azerbaijan?

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#30

Said “Spike Jonze” to my friend last night. As in “onesie”. Met with much mirth and merriment. Had no idea

#31

One from the West Yorkshire…

Slaithwaite. Pronounced it as it’s written, got laughed out of the Huddersfield Station tavern.

Apparently it’s SLAH-WUT.

Behave.

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Places we pronounce incorrectly
#32

Alright, Natasha Bedingfield.

#33

Rowies (as in the delicious Aberdeenshire bread/pastry aka butteries).

#34

My little bro has a mate, Cailean.

No idea tbh. Only ever called him “C”

#35

Ocakbaşi

never even going to attempt it

#36

Od-juk-bash-ur gets you close enough. Although still not quite owing to the Turkish inflection on the a’s and the u’s. Where you say ‘bash’ you sort of need to pronounce it halfway between ‘bash’ and ‘bush’.

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#37

I’ve obviously heard it out loud but I cannot pronounce the word ‘croissant’ get confused and lose confidence half way through

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#38

Easy! It’s kway-stont.

Bon app the teeth!

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