Words or phrases that don't do what they say


#1

“polite” in “polite reminder”. You can’t make something impolite polite just by saying so.


#2

Also what is the deal with airplane food?


#3

depends on the airline but will be £0-£10 and of low quality


#4

Chicken or beef?


#5

Aye, whenever something is described as “polite” or “respectful” it’s the opposite. Passive Aggressive.


#6

resealable!