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Mr Shit Thread
My dad knows a Dick Head who goes on tours to watch England play cricket a lot. On these things they sometimes have posh dinners with the players. Apparently he introduced himself to an Aussie player at one and was paraded in front of the rest of the team with the cricketer giddily shouting “meet my mate Dick Head”.
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This was very pleasing to read:
- Hall o’Umi
- Jan Dal
- Theo Ng
AND it makes more sense than the longer ones too.
My ex’s grandma’s best friend (from church, who was always over) was called Chris Peacock. No idea how I held that laugh in the first time