Words which are often shortened

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Brassiere.

(Bra)

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Cornetto (Netto)

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Umbrella (Umb)

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Pasta (Ta)

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Salmonella (Mon)

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Hey, btw, if you’re asking me my opinion, the bra is the sexiest of the upper-half underwear items.

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Buttum (Butt)

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WOAH THERE TONE

There’s a whole other thread in that!

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Garymario (Mario)

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Pizza

'Za

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carpaccio

(carp)

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Perambulator (pram)

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Antidisestablishmentarianism (dis)

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Lady Gooch (?)

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You know what I love?

The word “pushchair”.

It’s a chair that you push. A “pushchair” if you will.

Really good stuff.

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what about pushbikes? That annoys me, personally.

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Yeah, me too, on accounts of how they should be fuckin’ riding them (not on the pavements) not pushing them.

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Telephone.

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Television
(levis)

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Short for “Portable Telephone” of course

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