Words you deliberately mispronounce

susanalbumparty
#1

WiFi = “whiffy”
Fajitas with a hard j.

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#2

“Sparkly water”
“Dove-ett” instead of “Doo-vay”

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#3

This is a good one, I also do this. To the extent that even in my internal monologue it’s the “wrong” one.

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#4

Misled = myzled

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#5

Sometimes I say “prenium” instead of “premium” but I can’t, in all honesty, say it’s always deliberate.

#6

Yesterday, I did a small burp and accidentally said “shh” when I meant to say “excuse me”

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#7

Have to talk about ‘entrepreneurs’ at work occasionally, so I try and avoid saying it the same way twice

Entrepreneers
Entreprenyooers
Entreprenoyers
Entreprenhowers etc

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#8

Bolognese.

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#9

Oregano

I say O-rig-a-no not orray-gah-no

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#10

pret a manger

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#11

hyperbole

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#12

Doritos

#13

I like pronouncing “pseudo” as “suede-o”

#14

quinoa

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#15

Sausaaaaarge
Gilet like fillet
Jalapenos how it’s spelt

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#16

Focachachachachacha (then coughing )

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#17

comin’ atcha

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#18

It’s bollock-knees in my house.

Skellington
Ambliance

#19

I pronounce London like Nick Frost does in Hot Fuzz

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#20

Mac (as in a raincoat): always pronounce it in a bad Scouse accent (“maccchhhh”)

This dates back to a time we visited Liverpool and overheard some woman saying “I don’t want a coat maccchhh, I want a macccchhh maccchhh” (cool story, CCB)

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