Words you use for sexual things

Is there a filth thread yet?

Either way, I’ve got some questions.

What word(s) do you use to describe sexual intercourse to your significant other?

  • Let’s shag
  • Let’s fuck
  • Let’s engage in intercourse
  • Let’s make love
  • Let’s mate
  • Let’s engage in coitus
  • Let’s get intimate
  • Let’s bone
  • Let’s rut
  • Let’s root
  • Let’s utilise our carnal knowledge
  • Let’s enter sexual union
  • Let’s fornicate
  • Let’s procreate
  • Let’s have some hanky panky
  • Let’s diddle
  • Let’s have a little rumpy pumpy
  • Let’s penetrate
  • Let’s bonk
  • Let’s get each other off
  • Let’s get our leg over
  • Let’s boff
  • Let’s get our end away
  • Let’s have it off
  • Let’s how’s your father
  • Let’s ride
  • Let’s screw
  • Let’s roger
  • Let’s romp
  • Other

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jesus

EDIT : The “jesus” was a comment at that travesty of a poll.

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Bit biblical

jesus

(that one was for “Let’s get each other off” - ban request for anyone who ticks that)

I’ve had a mare here

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Don’t apologise, it is a wonderful list even if I tend to only use pedestrian phrases for actually entering into the act. Although you’ve missed ‘a bit of slap and tickle’ and (heteronormative) ‘some p in the v’

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it’s been three days, time to rise again

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You’re missing Let’s have sex

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To describe to friends, ‘pumping’ as well

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Let’s how’s your father

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Let’s put on some cartoons for the kids and lock the door

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You’ve got a thing for he-man?

prude

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Probably just “let’s have sex” tbh

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Actually, it’s more Let’s book the kids to go and stay the grandparents in the next couple of months

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List them all and I’m there

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It was in your earlier draft too - you ok hun?

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Is this the cartoon or the sex part

Cwbaft in either case

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