Words you use for sexual things

There was a story on the news about a rattlesnake that was born with two heads and it made me think that the ‘beast with two backs’ equivalent for peen frottage is ‘the snake with two heads’

Thank you for reading.

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I remember a time when a more innocent friend of mine wasn’t familiar with the word clunge, so we convinced her it meant a simultaneous clap and a lunge.

Was great fun that afternoon saying “Claire, show us your clunge again”.

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niiiiiice!

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Time for tiffin

one of my mates at school convinced this kid that BJ stood for bubble job and was a kind of bubble gum, then made him go to the shop and ask for a BJ

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Let’s listen to Death from Above

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wispy mound
mossy cleft
honeyed lining
sacred V

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My brother was CONVINCED through most of his teen years that blow job meant a fart, which was hilarious to rib him about but I guess actually makes sense especially considering the phrase “blow off” can mean guff.

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Ermm… Let’s have sex?