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Privacy
  • Priv-acy
  • Pri-vacy
  • Either
  • Neither

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Flattened a’s are hot

  • CONtroversy
  • ConTROversy
  • ControVERsy
  • ControverSY

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After nearly two and a half decades of mispronouncing it, I recently learned that Tom Delonge pronounces his last name as “De-long”, not “De-lonj.” Not going to correct myself going forward though.

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How often are you saying his name out loud?

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Con-trov-ersy is the maddest way of saying it. Hard v sound doesn’t belong in there!

I have no consistency and will pronounce all of these words depending on how I feel in the moment.

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Tbf, it should rhyme with lozenge. That’s on Tom.

A loose canon!

Sometimes I change how I pronounce things depending on where they are in a sentence as far as what sounds are around them. This doesn’t make a lot of sense written down but hey.

Priest on the run!

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Good question. The answer is: all the food words. I don’t watch Saturday Kitchen and I didn’t grow up knowing much about different foods. Turmeric? Ras al Hanout? Not a clue

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Also, Sufjan. It’s taken the introduction of an Echo Dot in my life for me to stop calling him suff-jan

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Cardamom has got it going on

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It’s not on quite the same scale but I get very anxious about pronouncing “croissant” after I had a horrible friend go on about it being “kwah-son” instead of “cross-ant”.

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Misled

You better believe its MIZZLED

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This is the thread for it and I don’t want to incur your newly minted mod wrath but…

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Christmas time
Misled toe and wine
Save it for Thursday’s filthy time

(Yes, I just rhymed time with time)

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Ffs am I working with amateurs or what

In that I don’t write comic retorts for a living: yes, yes you are.

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