Fuck saaaaaake
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Too angry to peel my feet now.
thought this was a jordan thread
Would you like me to peel them for you?
Funny how it was impossible to find skincare that didn’t contain chemicals. You’d think that would be really easy.
Chicken Cottage first etc
Might wang a pair on tomorrow
Yeah like 3 usually to start
Not a fan in the end. Only took off the skin that was already quite soft and left the gnarly stuff untouched.
Taken valerian root (don’t think it does anything)
Cunts making loads of noise outside having a party
Wish I could fall asleep and never wake up
Making a super decision
Love trying precariously to walk around the house wearing these.
I had a good phase a couple of months ago when I’d slice the tough foot skin off with a Stanley knife. Disgusting.
I don’t deserve feet
just you wait
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Do another pair
Sit down before you slip over on that floor please
Went to buy some of these on Saturday but there was a young man on the till who looked too young and innocent to be confronted by the realities of my feet. Got some foot moisturising socks instead but it’s not the same.
I did nearly slip after taking them off!
I TOLD YOU
