I’m in trouble here lads, some good options
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I’d argue two cheeses in no way constitutes a board of cheese. It is just Some Cheese
You have to have the Christmas Pudding. Doesn’t matter if you don’t like it, it’s the law.
I actually quite like Christmas pudding, it’s that just the profiteroles and fruit tart sound loads nicer and cos I work for a charity we have to pay for this ourselves
cheeseboard should be a post dessert snack not a dessert
2 cheeses doesn’t make a cheeseboard.
^this with a glass of port.
I’ll forward your comments to the Harvester where we’re having our Christmas meal.
I am in full agreement with you. What would you say the minimum requirements for it to become a cheese board are?
64 squares in an 8x8 grid, with alternating squares of two different colours
id say 5+ cheeses…
Would rather have two actually nice cheeses than five bang average ones.
who gets average cheese 
Its Christmas innit, not going to be sat eating a fucking babybel (until the morning after as a pre breakfast snack)
2 brexit cheeses = red Leicester and mild cheddar.
Christmas puddings is for tories.
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I think I’m going to the same place for my work Christmas dinner
Popping candy with prof rolls? Is the venue one of those Charlie Chalk Wacky Warehouse places?
Vegan chocolate torte will probably be better than the regular one.
It’s just a bit of festive fun Jirons, like a Christmas cracker hat. Fun.