Work Christmas Party Starters Thread

I just finally succumbed to the intense pressure being applied on me

Do you think we can force a Brexit ‘joke’ about Brussels pressure?

What, now?

What’s your availability this afternoon?

I’m actually free of meetings for the first time this week but am expecting a call from my solicitor at some point. We can workshop something at about 1400 maybe?

Fourteen hundred hours sounds good to me. Hope all goes well with the solicitor.

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Already had to submit my choices but

  • Spiced Parsnip and Apple Soup (VE, GF, DF - no cream)
  • Smoked Salmon
  • Duck Liver Parfait

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basically it goes

veggie option>meat option>fish option

Guys I don’t want to get all ‘I’m not driving a Mini Metro’ on you but I’m not having a selection of carrots as a starter.

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Obviously more of a main, isn’t it

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I suspect this will be the case with ours. Sprouts are the devil.

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I thought the “party starters” reference in the thread title was as in the Pink usage. Like, who is most likely to get your work Christmas party really going.

STARTERS

  • tuscan winter soup (squash, winter greens, cannelini beans)
  • black truffle tagliatelle
  • salmon bruschetta
  • tuscan pate (chicken liver)
  • porcini arancini

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MAINS

  • tuscan sausage with braised greens, pancetta, ragu
  • black kale tagliatelle with tomatoes and cavolo nero
  • turkey ravioli
  • salad (seriously)
  • beef cheek pappardelle

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DESSERTS

  • chocolate brownie
  • tiramisu
  • st clements sorbet (orange and lemon)
  • pavlova
  • baked provolone cheese

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jamies italian for christmas dinner, man. what a shambles

ANDREW :angry:

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Kindly edit your post to comply with the OP.

Unbelievable

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I hate that fat-tongued twat and his shit restaurant for cunts, but actually we went to one for work Christmas dinner once and it was a buffet and it was actually excellent. I was seething.

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I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.

no way!

What an absolute bastard

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