Work irks part 2 (hopefully rolling)


#641

We have: Exceptional, Very Strong, Strong, Inconsistent and Action Required


#642

What if I’m inconsistently strong?


#643

Action Required


#644

fuck


#645

Just had someone email my boss because I haven’t responded to an email he sent <1hr ago.

Someone’s not getting an answer today.


#646

New(ish) guy who sits opposite me clips his nails loudly at his desk every couple of days. I stare incredulously every single time hoping that he flinches but he never does.


#647

Defenestration is too good for them.


#648

Don’t understand how anyone can think that is reasonable behaviour for anywhere other than their own home.


#649

I am constantly putting in expense claims for like two, three euro. That shit adds up!!!


#650

bloke sat behind me’s seat squeaks when he moves from side to side. He doesn’t realise as he has headphones on. He also has a rubiks cube which he plays with all the time. This also irritates me. And today he had fish for lunch. At his desk. UNACCEPTABLE.


#651

Those are basically all the signs for a sociopath! The fish thing is the worst though - total contempt for other people’s olfactories!


#652

:heart: :palm_tree: :clock9:


#653

Remember when you were not that into this series?


#654

So into it that I thought I was posting in the evening thread!!! :joy:


#655

The fucking drilling is still going on. Kill me now.


#656

“can you keep it the same size but make it bigger”

no. no, I cannot.


Thread for posts that are funnier out of context
#657

Take it to the physics thread


#658

I’ve just had to tackle some homophobic BS in the office :triumph:

(Colleague in response to an email about the company doing Pride stuff) “No I don’t want to join you for pride, maybe I will when we have a straight pride day” etc. Then when I pointed out that cishets haven’t been and aren’t still demonized, criminalized and persecuted like the lgbtq community I got “oh, let’s not get in to this, everyone’s been persecuted haven’t they” and that’s when I walked away. this was coming from someone in a management position too and I’m fucking livid.


#659

Ok, maybe walking away wasn’t tackling it, but this person has a notoriously awful temper and I didn’t want to be on the receiving end of it.


#660

Piss in their top drawer.