#2346

Just found out that the ordering system we have for ordering TVs, laptops etc via salary sacrifice is called Stormfront.

Erm

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#2347

we get our work mobile phone bills from Isis

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#2349

‘Please welcome jimothy blogs to the - company name redacted–family!’

You are a company I work for. You are not my family. You would not support me if I was too ill to work. You do not love me. You do not genuinely care about me.
WE ARE NOT A FAMILY.

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#2350

I do not have all my sisters with me

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#2351

Is it FUCK

What a load of wank.

#2352

Good old HR told the guy precisely what his UK colleagues (specifically his UK colleagues, to nicely narrow it down) said about him in those calls and now it’s all kicking off.

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#2353

Does anybody know if supermarkets sell neti pots? It’s an emergency.

#2354

https://comb.io/At7c0a

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#2357

superb

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#2359

Some hearings I’ll be going to later this year have been moved to a different representative by the other side. They’re called Dr Dick. There is no fucking way I can keep it together with a bunch of German people saying “Dr Dick” repeatedly.

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#2360

“My opponent, The Fat Doctor, claims this is a unique design.”

‘dich’ is German for ‘fat’ and also ‘you’ although the spelling might be different.

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#2361

Yup.

‘ch’ ending for ‘you’ and ‘ck’ ending for fat.

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#2362

Their first initial is A, if you can believe it.

“The arguments presented by A. Dick are…”

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#2363

By coincidence, my pal has been given a sex toy patent application to work on today and has been sending my excerpts. I just about kept it together until the section listing examples of sex toys, especially the mechanical patent-speak description of what a “rabbit vibrator” is.

I am an adult.

#2364

Never heard… etc.

#2365

PSA: if it took you weeks/months to write a document, it’s probably not possible to translate it in two days

Thanks for listeninggggggggg

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#2366

My phone doesn’t pick up the office WiFi anymore when I’m in the bathroom. This is awful.

#2367

Time for a new phone and/or job.

#2368

The former, I think.

#2369

power surge in work this morning which resulted in no toilets being flushable. Pooageddon.