I usually go with “just stick something in my diary” to try and make it even clearer.
The polish used on the floor which makes my shoes sound super squeaky.
eek they’re organizing a team night out and 'cos it’s a new job they don’t know I never do work nights out. just told the organiser in front of everyone and when they asked why I accidentally said, “I like you all but, y’know, I see enough of you through the week.”
christ
you’re now the most hated person in the office
can feel the evils from everyone rn tbh, I may well have fucked this one
I think some beds just opened up in the burns ward for @anon30627475’s colleagues
Incorrect. You’ve gained a lot of respect from me @anon30627475
best to be honest now rather than making excuses every couple of months I suppose.
Thin wedge of work issues but…
the team at work are obsessed with doing stuff for team days/nights
Going to ascot next month and totally cba. What is wrong with just spending all the money on good food and drink?
I prefer keeping work and social separate, especially cos most of them would just end up talking about work anyway. really cba with that in personal time.
I’ve avoided a lot of work over the years using this technique
just shout this out to them - they will be grateful
When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call (ghostbusters)
kick her arse, leafy!
She hasn’t replied to me since I pointed out her mistake. I’m waiting…
Stuart from service delivery did complete the task today. The veracity is questionable but I can now blame him with impunity! That’s what working in an office is all about
clearly taking the piss imo
This is well dodgy - someone needs to get called up on this
I dunno, maybe Steve has become a Stephanie after all and I just haven’t been told yet
Do bank details count as sensitive information? Because if so they may be in breach of data protection here.
