I chew all my pens, definitely stops others stealing them.

I like a nice rollerball.

I’m using one of those RIGHT NOW balonz.

Wouldn’t dream of using anything else. I especially like it when you get birthday cards sent round the office which are on silk card stock, or similar, and you write on them and there’s no way it’s drying before the next person has to sign it and it smears everywhere!

Reserve that for the people I don’t like. Which is most of them.

Since changing jobs a few years back I am totally out of the card signing game. One of the great perks.