you’re a skinny prick, m98. milk on!
i’m skinnyfat, got a very silly pot belly and i don’t like it
nah
milk is pretty gross/weird tbh, really ought to cut down
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all milk, no foam. Cappucino has water in it and foam.
Ugh, I’ve contemplated cutting down on flat whites because of the fatness…
EDIT: Perhaps we should just invest in girdles?
(real) milk
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What you screaming about ? What have I done?
it doesn’t!!
cappuccino*
Oh. Okay. It doesn’t. I just like slipping a lie in there every so often. Catch you guys out. Nothing gets by you! FOILED.
I have a wee splash of cow juice in my tea, but apart from that never drink it. Very, very rarely eat cereal and think the stuff tastes awful on its own. Maybe the occasional hot chocolate, I suppose…
*cup of chino
Sounds like the kind of thing you’d say before winking at the barista.
when ordering a coffee / hot drink from a cafe that asks for your name
do you have a default fake name?
dougald usually, but I like to mix it up
if I gave a fake name I would almost certainly forget it by the time my coffee was ready
I’m the sort of person who forgets what they’ve ordered in a restaurant by the time it gets presented to me
must be so annoying for them when waiting staff are bringing food over and people are sat around not being able to decide what anyone ordered and being like hmm err i dunno, that doesn’t sound right, is that what i ordered?
I know, I am awful
(I’m normally like YEAH THAT’S MINE but then it never is)