i’m skinnyfat, got a very silly pot belly and i don’t like it

nah

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milk is pretty gross/weird tbh, really ought to cut down

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all milk, no foam. Cappucino has water in it and foam.

Ugh, I’ve contemplated cutting down on flat whites because of the fatness… :scream:

EDIT: Perhaps we should just invest in girdles?

(real) milk

  • milk on! (love it)
  • fine in moderation
  • quite gross/weird tbh
  • don’t touch the stuff m9

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:scream:

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What you screaming about ? What have I done?

it doesn’t!!

cappuccino*

Oh. Okay. It doesn’t. :smiley: I just like slipping a lie in there every so often. Catch you guys out. Nothing gets by you! FOILED.

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I have a wee splash of cow juice in my tea, but apart from that never drink it. Very, very rarely eat cereal and think the stuff tastes awful on its own. Maybe the occasional hot chocolate, I suppose…

*cup of chino

Sounds like the kind of thing you’d say before winking at the barista.

when ordering a coffee / hot drink from a cafe that asks for your name

  • give a fake name, obviously
  • i panic under stress

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do you have a default fake name?

dougald usually, but I like to mix it up

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if I gave a fake name I would almost certainly forget it by the time my coffee was ready

I’m the sort of person who forgets what they’ve ordered in a restaurant by the time it gets presented to me :confused:

must be so annoying for them when waiting staff are bringing food over and people are sat around not being able to decide what anyone ordered and being like hmm err i dunno, that doesn’t sound right, is that what i ordered?

I know, I am awful :frowning:

(I’m normally like YEAH THAT’S MINE but then it never is)

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I find people who do this (usually at big work does) absolutely infuriating - “pay attention, people are giving out food and I want them to hurry up so I get my food”

That mexican chain place have a good system - they write down what people ordered on their paper place setting

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