#28

Public sector urban planner

Joined doing policy stuff, but moved sideways into a role dealing with actual applications mainly cos I wanted out of London. Enjoying it for now (8 months in) - good for learning about the practical effects of legislation and public policy decisions etc - but probably not what I’ll be doing long term. Which likely means changing jobs, which means applications and interviews and urrrrgghhh :exploding_head:

Not exactly super career motivated but I need to enjoy and get something out of my work (it’s a very “vocational” field) cos frankly I don’t have much else in my life.

#29

Idgi

#30

Tell him he’ll have accrue mountains of university debt and will probably live with his parents till he’s 35.

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#31

It’s not worth the paperwork registering it as a workplace benefit

#32

Was doing a little joke about how non-cryptic this was

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#33

Chlamydia Lead.

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#34

we all call him Rich_Harrods

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#35

Brutal

#36

If I could just do the bits of my job I was told I’d be doing at interview it’d be fine, I’m used to and good at customer service and alcohol procurement is interesting, but my colleagues are 90% idiots, there are a lot of very mundane, uninteresting tasks to do which have nothing to do with what I was told I’d be doing and there’s a lot of heavy lifting/moving stuff. Also the pay is bad and my bosses are weird control freaks.

A couple of people that work here are alright and it’s close to my house I guess. Plus there’s a cafe and a butchers.

#37

The fuck is going on with the self-serve tills at the moment m9. Had Ant and Dec piping up at me today.

#38

I’m a property market analyst. You see, what I do is I analyse the property market; my absolute favourite of the markets I get paid to analyse.

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#39

“Why Aye man, go faster pet we’re waiting to use the self serve”

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#40
  • Anton Du Beke
  • Ant and Dec

0 voters

#41

Can you please tell me if now is a good time to buy a property or should I hold off till after Brexit?

#42

I analyse business, businesses are great. Wages please

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#44

I would prefer farmers markets

#45

So would I, except for one that sold my fish smelling chicken a few years back. Regrettably, I don’t analyse them.

#46

All part of our sponsorship of BGT. Waste of fucking time and a massive ballache work wise for us

#47

Would be more impressive and more likely to get me on board with BGT if you got a dog to do the checkouts

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#48

No, because all I know about Brexit is that it means Brexit and consists of 3 colours.