As part of my workplace’s festive ‘12 days of ORGANISED FUN’ they’re having a Christmas Joke competition which are all being sent around by email.
I’m going to post some examples here as and when they come in and if you like, you’re welcome to pale by comparison.
Let’s start with this zinger from ‘Jonesy’
Why doesn’t the North Pole import goods?
Because it’s elf-sufficient
‘Mazzzz’ seems to have lost the plot a little if I’m honest.
What can you do with a Spaceman?
It’s extremely sparsely populated and hence has no use for a mercantile economy.
Not even “park in it, man”?!
Kinda related, but there was an email sent round telling everyone not to be dicks with desk decorations (fire hazards, covering other people’s desks, etc. thrilling stuff) but they wouldn’t go with my suggested headline:
Tis the season to be jolly… deck the halls in accordance with corporate decoration policy
Cowards. I’m wasted here.
Only what the spaceman consents to.
Blitzen. It’s short for “Blitzkrieger”
I’m wasted here.
Bit early to be drinking for me, but you do you.
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose HAHAHA
Thought his name was Justin
He was trying to find an appropriately sized carrot for his dinner, to match the amounts of other vegetables.
They’re flooding in now… This one from ‘Christo Chrimbo’.
What kind of cars do elves like to drive?
Compact ones, due to their short stature.
If they’re half-elves, they prefer a hybrid.
Why was Jesus caning the protein shakes?
he was trying to improve his Christ Mass
Been working on something to do with Huel-y Water for a few minutes now but I don’t think it’s going to work.
‘Jonesy’ is banging them out.
Who is the king of Santa’s rock and roll helpers?
Wait a minute. Is Jonesy making out that Santa has divisions of helpers that are split according to their musical tastes?
Who is the king of Santa’s chillwave helpers?