Ski-on Indian
Toro y Moi-ry Christmas!!!
What is Rudolf’s favourite film?
There’s Something About Merry Christmas
‘Clarkey’ now…
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Best one yet
That’s good.
‘The Hally and the Ivy’ with the first of two entries…
My Christmas decorations are inflatable.
I’m forever blowing baubles
Ah no
Because he’s got farther to run on the huely spirit?
Nope. I’ll keep trying.
And their second one…
Which author steals train sets from under Christmas trees?
Nick Hornby
If it doesn’t get used before, I’ll unleash this upon my unsuspecting colleagues at 4:30pm tonight.
Along with my own submission.
Edit: Just the gag, not the anecdote.
Got a temp job chauffeuring the TV chef Ken around for the next few weeks
I’m driving Hom for Christmas
Think this might have been a Jordan thread originally
Who’s Santa’s favourite rapper?
Sleigh-Z
How does Santa treat his workforce on Christmas Eve?
He gives them the sack*
*unemployment or his own balls, dealers choice
what’s santa’s favourite problematic thrash metal band? sleigher
It’s all slowed down somewhat, mercifully.
But ‘Woot-Woot’ has come up with this - including sound effects!
Why do you never see Santa in hospital?
(Then they ask for a drum roll…)
He has private elf care
Tory wanker
‘Jonesy’ again…
What’s worse that Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush
AND
What does Santa do in his garden?
He hoe hoe hoes
I think I’m going to ask them do to some work.
Precisely! The “man” at the end is instrumental to the joke!