Someone’s hinge profile has a comment that they once did the washing up with Paul McCartney and he dried
As a big Beatles fan I can’t resist the chance to find out more so I need a good opening message. There has got to be a good Beatles washing/ drying up song title type joke I can use
Suggestions below please
There’s a video where he makes mashed potatos and he talks to his gloved hand, maybe ask if she was Glovy in the video?
Far too tenuous for an opener. I need a gag so I sound clever!
Paul is dead (tired of washing up)
Ah fine, ask if he was a good washer upper or did all the suds go here there and everywhere or something
Good, although a high chance of it going whoosh if she is not aware of this bit of Beatles lore
Need @anon19035908 to come out of retirement for this really
Drying the plates as they’re rinsed of their leftover food
You were there too
Ask her whether he was polite in asking or dud he just shout Help!
Lennon sang help. Denied!
Hey Paul what are you doing?
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na
I went with @drspaceman ‘a entry. I’ll let you know if it succeeds and gets a response
All the dirty dishes
Where dooo they all belong
Doesn’t need workshopping, just wing it
“RIJ?” (“Rock It, Jamesy?”)
should have waited mate
sometimes youve just got to live and let dry.