Ok, so to improve an athletics competition, what 3 events would you remove, and 3 that you would add?

Throwing events are boring but are mainly there to give you something to watch while other stuff is sorted

400m hurdles can go
Steeplechase can go
Walking can fuck right off

So instead, I’d go for:

  • A 20 person elimination race. Say 10 warm up laps and then another 19 for the elimination each lap of the runner in last
  • A medley relay with 100, 200, 400 and 800m legs
  • A legends 100m (over 40s). See who’s legitimately rapid now that the drugs have worn off
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Rubbing it in much???

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400m hurdles is one of the best ones!
Sack off the hammer

Did make me laugh when our guy couldn’t even get the hammer out of the cage. FFS

Bin -

Triple jump
Walking
One of the decathlon/pentathlons

Add -

I like the elimination thing
Cross country run
Combination event - like 100 m sprint followed by a high jump over a certain height and then javelin throw to a certain distance. First one to finish wins. Bit like ninja warrior

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Bin:

Shot Putt
Walking
100m (make it a doped only event. Let’s get under 9 secs). Not serious,

Yeah a sprint hepthalon/combination type thing would be cool

Isn’t pentathlon one of the daft ones with fencing, show jumping, pistol shooting and all that?

I dunno but the I don’t like the format of any multi events apart from my idea above and I think they should be binned off.

Men do decathlon, women do heptathlon. Modern pentathlon is a stupid event in the Olympics but isn’t related to track and field.

Surely GB gets disqualified there for running in Germany’s lane on the last changeover??

Even the Biathlon?
Cross country skiing and shooting - What more could you want from a sporting event?

YES an ana gold! Such a proud moment😭

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I called it upthread

Should have played the Gazprom theme

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That hedgehog has been brilliant

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Those meets, worlds and Olympics with Backley and Zelezny trading WRs were great to watch. A staple of my childhood.

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Would be brilliant if Bolt became a mascot after retiring, I could watch that all day.

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Turkish team being lead out by an economics PhD student

Not 100% on the rules for the relays, but I believe as with the non-relay events that are run lanes, it’s okay to stray into the outside lane on a bend so long as you don’t impede the runners who were drawn in there. What’s not okay under any circumstances is straying into the inside lane.