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OK so how do you dislocate your shoulder by running?

I dunno, he would probably have ignored it, looks perpetually grumpy - got bigger problems. James would’ve probably took the best care of the poor creature, probably allow him to perch on his shoulder until he’d got his strength up.

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would be a terrible shame if de gea dropped another clanger, it could really jeopardise his potential transfer to real madrid

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I was very close to going to this. But was put off by the cash. Was even thinking about it on the walk home but it was cloudy so was like nahh.

But the sun has come out. Enjoy.

Keep it down Nigel.

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was expecting a reply along these lines as soon as i posted tbh

dare i say spain looked better against portugal? i dare.

I assume someone has checked that Iran only have 11 players on the pitch.

Been busy, sorry.

Fuckin vuvuzelas

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Could I please ask why Iran are in red and Spain in white… when they usually play in white and red respectively?

i’m enjoying them.

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Can someone who knows about football tell me why more teams don’t play a 10-0-0 formation?

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Reckon Iran could do it y’know.

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He just said “midrift” there. That’s not a word.

Some teams like to score goals.

Well I’d like to see them try aganst that tactic!

[Lie: I’m not particularly enjoying seeing them try against that tactic.]

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