turns out you both work in same part of town, offers you a lift

Can someone please sum up the first half in exactly five words? Thank you.

spain vs iran at football

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Brings the parcel to you that he signed for while you were out before you even see the delivery card

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pique picked up a bird

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Eleven Iranians in the box.

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Six three one cheating lol

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All quiet at the England training ground after a hard day’s training:

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Shakira will be furious.

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thanks

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game of the tournament so far imho

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  • Brave underdogs
  • Cheating shithouses

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he didn’t.

Cheating shithouses is a bigger compliment than brave underdog

“hope it’s all there mate. your bin getting emptied on thursdays still? could swear blind they keep forgetting about us!”

i have a now tv SMRT box lying around somewhere, need to plug it back in so i can rewind live television and miss nothing ever again

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either way very amusing hearing Roy internally screaming but externally saying “I’M GETTING FUCKIN FRUSTRATED” at something all these guys have done at one point or another.

thank you Clive for debunking this silly #narrative (he’s my boy now)

Loving the shithousery to be honest.

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he’s such a psycho

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