And are allotted a goal in the goals scored column of their row in the table.

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Oh Lordy please let it happen

You do kind of know it’s not your year when Ola fucking Toivonen pulls that out of the bag against you.

Let’s not jinx it, please.

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if Germany go out I’m putting a 5er on england

probably @Severed799 and @Aggpass rn

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it’s coming home

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ā€œOla Toivonen will win the plaudits, but much credit should go to Sweden’s flat-pack fourā€ - Roy Keane

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spülte die Toilette hinunter

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Was wondering what the Germans might throw at their players when they arrive back home. How about these?

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Super Gross with knackered shocks

Sweden to regret those missed chances and Germany to nick this. Calling it

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Why is Evra dressed like he’s about to tame a lion?

correct me if wrong but i thought a big part of boatengs game was being a ball playing defender. itv lot disagree.

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Yeah but he’s still got to actually defend :grinning:

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true true, still felt they were being a bit unfair to him tho, whole team has been shite.

I think that he’s got a part time job as one of the Chippendales. Normally he wears a jumper but you can still see his little bow tie.

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Great time to blow the dust off my ā€œBoateng is secretly shitā€ theory tbh.

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Perhaps he’s decided now’s the time to go public?

I don’t know, but I like it.