Hand of cod
Bollocks, I’ve only just got in.
Worst Iceland fans ever.
He had that in the back pocket this whole time didnt he
Lionel… wait for it…
I think I heard CR7’s roar of joy from here when Messi missed that
Shit a shit pen. Saw better in the charity match the other night
Someone i dont know in the pub just tapped me on the shoulder to say “is he the goat, or barely of note”, before realising im not who they thought i was
Iceland are gonna do it lads
You could say he’s got… fish fingers.
catch of the day?
Get your King Tipper endorsed punts on now lads
Aiming for the bull’s eye, only found Bird’s eye
France and Argentina both shite. Give the trophy to Gareth and the gang right now
Their carer?
Messi’s penalty record’s 77%.
Ronaldo’s 84%.
Painful watching Argentina and France taking so many unnecessary touches
that settles the endless Ronaldo/Messi/Mccauley debate!
Ever Banega?
Same height as Mel from Mel & Sue.