7 minutes

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subpar mario

Big game Mandzukic

Oh dear.

un goal!

pogba was offside there

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Nightmario

oui, a thoroughly scored goal

“it was like super mario when someone who is bad a computer games is playing it”

^underrated world cup moment that

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Vida looks like a millenial hipster reimagining of Vigo(!) the villain from ghostbusters 2

Good work andyvine

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‘lovren gets all the headlines’

Citation needed

The advantage rule is really, really bad

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brilliant few moments of comedy football, heaps of players falling over everywhere

Vigo right.
OR maybe Vida sits on a throne of blood (how’s that even possible), scourge of Cartpathia, sorrow of Moldova.

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VAR has been good but the game management of the refs in this tournament has been appalling. Bring back clatts

The Lovren Times

the newspaper published by the kids of Dejan Lovren

Still more journalistic integrity than half the british tabloids

Are you saying it has… disadvantages?

Would like it to be a lighthearted travelogue on itv2

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BOOM