I bet they both go out today.
France and Argentina for sure, might catch the first half of Uruguay Portugal Iām due out this evening
France - Argentina will ding
Portugal - Uruguay will be smelly poo poo
Then itāsā¦Suarez vs. Griezmann?
The battle of the current second fiddle to Messi against the guy who couldāve been that guy if heād picked Barcelona over staying at Atletico Madrid.
Canāt wait!
I reckon the possession stats will be:
Portugal - 40%
Uruguay - 40%
Ronaldo - 20%
I think when Ronaldo has the ball it will be recorded as Portugal possession, rather than a separate category being introduced. But weāll have to see
That would mean Portugal would have 60%, and we both know thatās not going to happen
guaranteed humdingers today mates, i am assured of this by top men.
Worth pointing out that no team has had fewer bookings than Uruguay so far. Course, yellow cards donāt always equate to fouliness, and theyāve played a Saudi Arabia side they had no real need to foul and Russia when both had already progressed. Theyāve got that stuff in their locker, iāve spoke about it myself, but thereās a chance they might win just by playing really good football. It might not just be an ultimate cunt-off. Sometimes we can be a bit guilty of stereotypes taking precedent over current narratives, eh.
World cup not being on yesterday meant l I had to interact with co workers, friends and family. They seem nice. Anyway
Suarez being marked by Pepe though
Just watched a few old episodes of Phoenix from the Flames with Baddiel and Skinner. Fucking hell. One basically takes the piss out of Koreans names and size, another dresses Ray Houghton up as a terrorist. I know theyāre twenty years old, but christ. I donāt remember them being that off at the time.
The Jason Lee stuff seemed fucking horrible at the time, especially when they took the piss out of him for being upset by it. Pair of arseholes
Ooh that would be good. I was hoping for Portugal to go out today, preferably with Ronaldo being sent off, and Argentina winning with Messi scoring a hat trick but I might push that fantasy back a game. Basically Iām behind whatever pisses Cron off the most.
Hypothetically, what would be the nicest, least talking-bollocks last four?
Iāll say France, Mexico, Denmark, Sweden
My m9ās telling me that Ronaldo does loads for charity and doesnāt have any tatts because he donates so much blood. Still want Portugal to lose pal.
Heās an incredibly weird man and probable sex offender though
Edit: shouldnāt say probable really sorry
Thatās what the bags of blood will be, ādonationsā