🇺🇸 World Cup of Americans

Yes, this is a real category in Richard Osman’s World Cup book. Yes, the first 30 participants were selected by him. At least half of them were cancelled before publishing, some of them afterwards.

I’ve popped Lizzo in because I love Lizzo, and Kanye for maximum bants.

Let’s go.

  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Tom Hanks
  • Muhamed Ali
  • Barbra Streisand

0 voters

  • Neil Armstrong
  • Michael Jackson
  • Donald Trump
  • Hilary Clinton

0 voters

  • Tina Fey
  • Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Beyonce
  • The Wright Brothers

0 voters

  • Susan B. Anthony
  • Thomas Edison
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Will Smith

0 voters

  • Frank Sinatra
  • Marilyn Monroe
  • Barack Obama
  • Michelle Obama

0 voters

  • Taylor Swift
  • Benjamin Franklin
  • Rosa Parks
  • Madonna

0 voters

  • Michael Jordan
  • Martin Luther King
  • JFK
  • Meryl Streep

0 voters

  • George Clooney
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Lizzo
  • Kanye West

0 voters



thought I’d get this one out of the way. There’s some good’uns coming up.

This is so weird. Osman is weird.

Weird Osman go away!


Already buzzing for the Eleanor Roosevelt vs Lizzo final

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The gift of flight, or 30 Rock?

30 Rock of course!



If it wasn’t for those cunts there’d be no Luton airport.


Exactly! Having been to both Luton Airport AND 30 Rockerfeller Plaza I know which I prefer!

Good stuff.

Good, good stuff.

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Almost all of these are awful people


Can’t believe Kanye’s going out in the first round because you’ve all got a semi for George Clooney.

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why you all voting for Tom Hanks??

typewriter cunt


um, Boost?

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I thoroughly believe that he’s a nice chap

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Barack Obama
Michele Obama
Susan B Anthony
Rosa Parks
Martin Luther King

though :thinking:


Lighbulbs/movies/recorded music or Wicky wicky wild wild west?

This thread is making me mad joke.

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The Fresh Prince theme though

Surprised Eleanor Roosevelt is losing. That must be the group of death eh.