🥔 World Cup of Crisps

Good morning pumpkins

It’s the big one.

Osman has been hard at work for this one, selecting the 30 best crisps and things that are sort of crisps that he could possibly think of. You’re gonna love them.

  • Cheesy Wotsits
  • Ready Salted Hula Hoops
  • Walkers Cheese & Onion
  • Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks

0 voters

  • Doritos Chili Heatwave
  • Mini Cheddars
  • Pickled Onion Monster Munch
  • Salt and Vinegar Squares

0 voters

  • Nice & Spicy Nik Naks
  • Walkers Salt & Vinegar
  • Tayto Cheese & Onion
  • Flame Grilled Steak McCoys

0 voters

  • Frazzles
  • Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies
  • Ready Salted Pom Bears
  • Sour Cream & Chive Pringles

0 voters

  • Salt and Vinegar Discos
  • Walkers Ready Salted
  • Skips
  • Golden Wonder Cheese & Onion

0 voters

  • Pickled Onion Space Raiders
  • Walkers Smoky Bacon
  • Roast Beef Monster Munch
  • Thai Sweet Chili Sensations

0 voters

  • Quavers
  • Brannigan’s Roast Beef and Mustard
  • Salt and Vinegar McCoys
  • Walkers Prawn Cocktail

0 voters

  • Sea Salt & Crushed Black Pepper Kettlechips
  • Doritos Cool Original
  • Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch
  • Bacon Fries

0 voters

Now I know there are gonna be some very upset people at exclusions here. So please BOLD crisp flavours that you think should have been included, and I’ll collate them all, whack them in a big poll and the winner of that will be our CRISPY WILDCARD and will take on the winner of the tournament at the end, in the ultimate crisp final.

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Going to have some opinions here

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Who the hell buys golden wonder crisps??

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I know Tayto Cheese & Onion won’t win so muting the thread now because the people of the UK are deprived of good crisps.

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That is the group of death for me, love all four of them so much :frowning:

*World Cup of Savoury Snacks

WORCESTER SAUCE WALKERS
SCAMPI FRIES
PAPRIKA PRINGLES

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That is how you do it, thank you Funkhouser. I will not be counting nominations from IDIOTS who do not follow this format

bbq beef hula hoops >>>>>>>>> ready salted

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I like anything that allows me to loudly and clearly state my opinions, so thank you, Joke.

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I’m sorry but Flaming Hot Monster Munch and Pickled Onion Monster Munch seem to be losing? Correct this immediately as they are the best two crisps.

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Literally ANY OTHER TAYTO FLAVOUR

Ready Salted Hula Hoops smashing Wotsits

I’M FUMING

Just trying to save you from any aggro.

aggro is what I want and if you don’t know that by now then you’re being willfully ignorant

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Stealth aggro, you’ve sussed me out. Now shut up.

Tayto produce objectively the best crisps but I can’t in good conscience vote for cheese and onion, objectively the worst crisp flavour.

Mexican Chilli McCoys. Best crisps.

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Crispy bacon wheat crunchies

As if you selected tomato flavour Osman you dick!

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S&V McCoys are possibly the best food, never mind crisp.

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I’m currently in an ongoing battle with an anonymous foe in my work building.

The vending machine man stacks the machine so you have Mexican Chilli McCoys and then King Prawn McCoys alternating.

Whenever it’s prawn, they stay there for days. Whenever its Mexican Chilli, I order them immediately (as does my foe). Have resorted to buying Prawn AND Chilli together on more than a couple of occasions. I suspect my nemesis does the same.

Contemplating buying the whole row next time.

Anyone want to buy some King prawn mccoys off me?

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