they had very sexy ads didn’t they

oooonly the crumbliest flaaaakiest chocolate

(also, as we all know, refrigerated chocolate > room temperature chocolate)

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Richard Osman chose a Drifter when asked by Richard Herring which chocolate bar he’d prefer to be violated by (just FYI)

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born to walk alone that man

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IGNORE

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We’re just having the same chats over and over again aren’t we. It’s like the Matrix Reloaded.

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It’s just common sense, innit

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god damn it, I was ready

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  • I do not find birds sexually attrative
  • I am a frog

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I love Drifters.

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Matrix Reloaded - Actually good is one of my most recent hot takes.

Sexiest chocolate

  • Mars
  • Bounty
  • Crunchie
  • Twirl
  • Lion
  • Yorkie
  • Snickers
  • Milky Way
  • Galaxy
  • Flake
  • KitKat
  • Twix
  • Some other thing I dunno

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It’s flawed, there are completely indefensible elements to it. It’s fucking bold and fascinating though.

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(I’ll be re-watching Revolutions on Monday so stay tuned for that)

was going to say mars is the least sexy, but no it’s a yorkie isn’t it

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woah

why

why the fuck are you all selecting flake? having a lap full of chocolate flakes is not sexy

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IT’S A MAN’S CHOCOLATE

FOR MANS

I’M A FUCKING MAN

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you’re just burned because a rodent didn’t make it