🍆 World Cup of Filth (final post 175)

[still_here]

The straight-to-video sequel to Driving Miss Daisy

[still_here]

Opposite of this

[Ruffers]

@xylo

blunt rebuttals

Dinner first

[AQOS]

Local Indian restaurant just can’t be beaten

[the_ravens]

@AQOS

can’t be beaten off

[AQOS]

The majority of the board is dudes so you’d imagine so aye

[AQOS]

Then again the finalists were about giving women pleasure so maybe not, maybe the socialist ethos spreads into sexy time

[Scagden]

Yeah but statistically loads of straight men vote tory and I’d hope we’d buck that trend in the main as well.

[Scagden]

Was trying to think of a fun way of combining socialist activism, local Indian cusine and sexy times but if I’m honest I feel far too bloated after Smashing a massive curry to do much adventurous sex wise.

[1101010]

And now the will forevermore also be the

(SFW I just hate looking at it)

face.

[Gnometorious]

#fuckfirst

The Best Valentine's Day Card Ever

[elthamsmateowen]

Literally who isn’t doing both

[pervo]

Fuming. Can’t believe you would do this Theo.

[1101010]

YOU did this. YOU made it so.

[Ruffers]

Ok are we ready for the real quiz

[Ruffers]

Shagging is 3.92 or so. That’s alright, it means it can’t move forward but I’m glad we haven’t just had a big lad off and give it a 5 because let’s be honest it causes a lot of hurt. Maybe 3.92 is a good score. Maybe it isn’t. Tomorrow is another day and I’m on a bus with many high Bristolian kids saying things like “London is mad” which I can’t deny but does make me feel like theres a lot of bad sex happening out there.

[safebruv]

Had a quick scan

TLDR;
Loads of blokes in anonymous polls pretending to be generous lovers

Correct?

[Scagden]

@Gnometorious

#fuckfirst

Grand in theory, not sure how we’d get around our daughters roaming around the house calling out “dad I can’t find the ps4 controller ANYWHERE!” in the middle though if we’re going early for early eve sexy times

[sheeldz]

This was an absolute car crash. A fucking mile long pile up with many many millions of pounds worth of damage.

J G Ballard would have been proud.

[Kallgeese]

Excellent work from Ruffdawg and Bad tone in here.